The Red Menace 1998

Twas a week before Christmas when all through the town, all the Santas did gather...

...and made quite a sound.

There were Santas who were happy,..

...and Santas who were not,

and Santas confused by the hats they brought.

There were Santas with red noses...

... Santas furry and small,

And one black-nosed little "reindeer" who couldn't carry Santa at all.

So Santa carried the reindeer,

And brought out some cigars,

Took a good look around,

then stopped into some bars.