The Red Menace 1998

At some point things turned ugly,

Some Santas started to stare

As Santa got a naughty sticker, right on his "you-know-where"
Then Santa bent Santa over
And a spanking Santa got
For fondling his ferret in public, a lesson he was taught.
Santa knows much better
And on good behavior he is now,
In the corner he sees a statue,
And to it he gives a bow.
This story now is ended,
That's it, there is no more,
Until the Santas come to your town,
and start knocking at your door.