The Red Menace 1998

At some point things turned ugly,

Some Santas started to stare

As Santa got a naughty sticker, right on his "you-know-where"

Then Santa bent Santa over

And a spanking Santa got

For fondling his ferret in public, a lesson he was taught.

Santa knows much better And on good behavior he is now, In the corner he sees a statue, And to it he gives a bow. This story now is ended, That's it, there is no more, Until the Santas come to your town, and start knocking at your door.